"...and He wept."

God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule

I meant to post a link to this yesterday, but I didn't get around to it. I like The Onion a lot not just because it is so funny, but because like the best satire, it holds up a mirror to people and says take a look. I think I've mentioned before that some of their articles are so true I have a hard time laughing. The one I linked to above is my favorite article from them. It's...well, read it for yourself.