Sunday, July 27, 2008

Doffing Your Clothes

New York has a new group, the "Optional Clothing Diners" club. The optional part seems to be a bit of a misnomer as clothes are not permitted when they rent out a restaurant for the evening. While I certainly feel our society is often too concerned with clothing, I wonder about the logistics of something like this, for example...

-Where do you keep your wallet?

-Wouldn't ordering something like soup become rather dangerous?

-If somebody spills something on their nether regions and misses a spot when wiping it up, is it kosher to point it out?

-What happens if someone needs the Heimlich maneuver?

-Is eying an attractive member of the opposite sex more or less acceptable?

-What about "Family Night"?

-Are the chairs washed afterwords?

No doubt there are other logistical issues to address, but, hey, if the members of this elite club are enjoying themselves, more power to them.

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