Jackie Chan has some words of wisdom for us all.
Never, ever take a fist to another person unless you're profiting handsomely from it.
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I recall one bully who used to taunt me when I was growing up in Hong Kong. He would call me horrible names and try to egg me on, but I always stuck to my principles. "My friend, I have no quarrel with you," I would say. "I will not fight you unless I'm given $5 million up-front, 3 percent on the back end, and first rights to star in any sequels."
